Funny Conversation About Trolling With My Wife

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Funny Conversation About Trolling With My Wife

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by GhostSheets, Sep 27, 2013.

  1. GhostSheets

    GhostSheets Opus Eponymous

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    Wife walks into my office yesterday, stands behind me as I'm reading my screen and it goes like this:

    Lauren: What are you reading?
    Me: Reading about a new anti-cheat measure that they're enabling for Battlefield 4.

    Lauren: Is that a good thing?
    Me: Yeah definitely!

    Lauren: Will you get in trouble?
    Me: No, why?! O_o

    Lauren: Don't you cheat?
    Me: No! :O

    Lauren: I thought you cheat with that guy Boone sometimes??
    Me: No!!!?? /bullshit

    Lauren: Don't you like, blow up other guys vehicles sometimes or block them with your tanks?
    Me: That's not cheating that's trolling!!!
    :7

    Lauren: You shouldn't troll people!
    Me: I know :frown:


    Just thought I'd share. haha
     
    GhostSheets, Sep 27, 2013
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  2. Nraged

    Nraged I fly things

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    Hahaha nice!
    Actually this is a good way to start "trolled by my family thread" or "quotes by our loved ones."

    So here is mine:

    Lovely Sunday morning and my wife and kids are gathered at the breakfast table. I'm sitting there after playing Planetisde till 3 am and I have no idea WTF is going but trying to act cool. My wife is by the stove making food and the kids are bored from waiting.
    So my wife turns around and starts telling me one of her usual stories about how one of friends did this, this and that. So my selective hearing kicks in while I'm trying not to take a nosedive into my coffee mug. Than she asks a question about what she was saying and I have no idea what the conversation was about so I reply with "Whats the BFD?"
    My wife gives me the look while trying to figure out what it means (and we don't curse in front of our children), than replies with "WTF is BFD?"
    While I'm thinking about how I can say this to her without the kids understanding what it is, my 10 year old daughter says:
    "Mom, whats the Big ( than silently the word "Fucking") Deal".
    Needless to say, I almost fell off my chair from laughing.
     
    Nraged, Sep 27, 2013
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  3. Sergeant

    Sergeant Pug Shepherd & Premier Cat Herder

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    Thats so funny! My wife will never understand my love for gaming, but she loves me anyways. She says some crazy things from time to time too, especially when it comes to computer parts.
     
    Sergeant, Sep 27, 2013
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    Poor Boone, he gets such a bad rap...
     
    digit4l-gh0st, Sep 27, 2013
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  5. GhostSheets

    GhostSheets Opus Eponymous

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    LOL! I need to remember this. BDF.... :ROFL:
     
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  6. GhostSheets

    GhostSheets Opus Eponymous

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    Ditto! My wife still thinks a tower/case is called a CPU :rolleyes:
     
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  7. GhostSheets

    GhostSheets Opus Eponymous

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    He loves it.

    ps: I need to start quoting multiple people in a single post. /facepalm
     
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  8. HIGHLANDER

    HIGHLANDER Administrator,Motivational speaker,van dweller

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    ok for you Planetsiders, my son is playing on my character and my wife over hears him stating he is "hacking the vehicle term" It was a Saturday and I'm at work and they know not to call unless its an emergency. My wife calls all frantic that our son is hacking what she thinks is the DMV and she doesn't know what to do. My son is a very accomplished computer wiz, but understands if he ever hack or does anything of the like I will shave his head in his sleep. IT takes me over 30 minutes to get out of her exactly what he said and when I figure it out , I actually burst out laughing in my office, to the wonderment of all the people in my Dealership.
     
    HIGHLANDER, Sep 27, 2013
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  9. Keleborn

    Keleborn The Italian Stallion

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    hey highlander want to hook me up with a car?
     
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  10. GhostSheets

    GhostSheets Opus Eponymous

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    LOL. Women :laugh:
     
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