If PS2 were a RTS...

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by TheXenonCodex1, Nov 10, 2012.

If PS2 were a RTS...

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by TheXenonCodex1, Nov 10, 2012.

  1. TheXenonCodex1

    TheXenonCodex1 I found their mines, guys.

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    this is just something silly i thought up after sticking an AP gun on my Vanguard. and before y'start booing, i never played ps1, so i don't have my faction fanboi meter set to kill. =p growing up, the C&C and StarCraft games were mostly all i played, and one of the biggest kicks i got was the unit reactions when you clicked them. and since ps2 is basically SC from the individual soldier's perspective, it got me on a tangent. c'mon, you're telling me you've never heard an order over TS and haven't had the compulsion to reply in a really bad Russian accent " DA COMANDEER, HIVER TENK REPORRTEENG" or something sciencey like "antigrav capacitors fully functioning."
     
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  2. TheXenonCodex1

    TheXenonCodex1 I found their mines, guys.

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    LA: "airborne squad checking in." "death from above." "assault squad at the ready." "up and over" "want to negotiate an ion cannon?" "..my ass is hot."
    HA: "heavy hitter reporting." "ani-tank squad sounding off." "clearing the road." "GET BEHIND ME, MEDIC!" "i'm a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus."
    INF: "shh.." "in position.." "it's in my sights.." "calculating range.." "outta sight, outta mind.." "[Predator voice-clicks] you are one UGLY mother-ooh. cool helmet." "one shot.. [bang, several Kill chirps]..hm."
    Sunderer: "troop transport ready." "where's the front lines?" "there's room in the back." "[clunk]..i think we hit something." "the wheels on the bus go round and [explosion] ah crap.." "AT THE CAR WASH, YEAH YEAH YE-is that still on?"
    Scythe: "in the air." "fighter reporting." "in formation." "lining up a pass." "X-foils in attack position." "OH NO YOU DO NOT SHOOT THAT [red, or blue] SHIT AT ME!" "i gotta get me onea these!" "if you think, you're dead."
    Lib: "heavy bomber reporting." "levelling the playing field." "what needs demolished?" "making a run." "dun t-dun dunn, dun t-dun dunnn DUN T-DUNN DUNNNN! ahem. sorry." "[bomb falling, explosion]..whoops." "FIRE EVERYTHING!"
    Gal: "transport loaded up." "fully loaded." "prepped for drop." "how can i shoot NC? easy! jus' don' lead 'em so much!" "[ding] this is your captain speaking, in the event that shit goes horribly wrong, floor lights will illuminate." "please be careful when retrieving weapons from the overhead bins, as they may've shifted in flight."
     
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  3. Jaamaw

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    Blizzard should pick it up as an RTS haha
     
  4. lPaladinl

    lPaladinl Traitor

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    *Wants to see a PS RTS now*

    Hopefully it wouldn't be something shitty like Halo Wars, where they took a good lore universe and put it on the worst platform for RTS, the console. (Thankfully, Planetside never goes anywhere near consoles..)