Pet Peeves. Lets hear them :)

FTFY.
Yes, this is mine.
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING CRISPY DON'T FUCKING UNDERCOOK IT YOU FUCKING SLUT
Pardon me.

 

For all intensive purposes.

Damn it, that doesn't make sense, it's For all intents and purposes, stupid grammar butchers.

 

People who complain how OP something is.

The reason I left Waterson is because, due to superior numbers, we were constantly getting wrecked by TR. My outfit over there (Who shall remain unnamed) insisted it was because the "TR are OP", and how the TR need nerfs. The TR are not OP, the only thing OP in the game right now is Zealot Maxes, and that's only slightly OP. I talked and talked until I was blue in the face how bitching about something does literally nothing to help, and instead, makes the platoon perform worse, and looks bad for our outfit. I got met with "Uh no, this makes them better, if you don't like it: Leave", so I left.

 

I hate listening people QQ in TS about getting killed by so and so...
other than that, I hate it when people chew loud at the table, If I hear you do it, I will slap you!

 

Don't forget chewing with their mouth open. I'm sorry, I didn't order seefood...

 

My old boss was Jewish, and used to chew with his mouth open and slobber all over the place. I have heard, and I'm not sure if this is true, that a lot of Jewish people do this? I dunno, lol.

All I know is that this guy would get oat bran caked in the side of his lips every morning from being unable to keep his food behind his teeth. He would chew with his mouth open and make horrible, disgusting, even vomit inducing chewing sounds. It was so bad that at company outings, people in our department would rush to form an alliance and grab a table and take up all the seats so he'd have to sit somewhere else. One time on a conference call, someone actually stopped and said "IS SOMEONE EATING?". There were over 200 IT folks and personnel on this call. It was the nastiest thing you'd ever want to see/hear/experience. UGH.

 

I almost up chucked with your discriptiveness and my imagination...

 

Fuck prox mines, fuck them to hell, their needs to be a deactivation timer, or a freaking decrease in their damage, I've died to those god damn crappy weapons so freaking much,

 

I hear this once a week.

Other favorites of mine.

My friend was an escape goat.
My friends grand mother died and I have to go to the awake.
Global warning is going to be a huge problem in 10 years.