TheXenonCodex Pre-Flight Disclaimer [Please Sticky]

Discussion in 'PS2 Main' started by TheXenonCodex1, Feb 23, 2013.

TheXenonCodex Pre-Flight Disclaimer [Please Sticky]

Discussion in 'PS2 Main' started by TheXenonCodex1, Feb 23, 2013.

  1. TheXenonCodex1

    TheXenonCodex1 I found their mines, guys.

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    I, TheXenonCodex aka Xenon aka Codex aka "Who Died?", of the gaming outfit known as NNG, do hereby, forthwith, and henceforth proclaim the intent to start pulling Liberators and the occasional Galaxy during NNG operations. this document will be left here, so that any and all legal matters pertaining to the following incidents fall upon the occupants of said vehicles.

    • crashing within 400m of the warpgate.
    • 15 minutes or more spent trying to line up landings.
    • Ormadillian style manoeuvres trying in vain to avoid flak, rockets, small arms, tank shells, drop pods, debris, and/or suicidal TE members.
    • being hit by any of the above.
    • a horrible k/d from being hit by any of the above.
    • confusion, mental anguish, rage, boredom and/or vast quantities of butthurt.
    • being dropped 500M off the target.
    • whole squad dead as the result of the above.
    • accidentally exiting the vehicle while piloting.
    • copious references to Top Gun, Airwolf, Star Trek, and Battlestar Galactica.
    • trees.
    you, the passenger, are required to agree to all the above, and wavers will be distributed before take off, dropping, and after accidental squashing. sign here ______________________
     
  2. Geneau

    Geneau .

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    /signed

    We need more pilots. End of story.
     
  3. Phragg

    Phragg Donating Member

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  4. Tal-

    Tal- .

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    This reminds me of 2 days ago when I was on an epic lib run like 30-0
    Turned to go reload and hit a wall
    I was like <insert derp face of your choice>
     
  5. NOrrTH

    NOrrTH .

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    Last night every single platoon vehicle I got a ride in didn't make it to its destination. I started finding my own way or hopped in with a blueberry rather than jinx anymore members.
     
  6. TheXenonCodex1

    TheXenonCodex1 I found their mines, guys.

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    this was just for a laugh, but yeah. and it looks like JESUS REALLY IS MY CO-PILOT.
     
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  7. Kowlefe

    Kowlefe .

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    NOrrTH, you can fly with me. I have yet to have my gal taken out before 200 meters from the target