Discussion in 'WT Main' started by asde, Apr 27, 2015.
i thought this was an actual post for a second but it was too long so i ignored it
Guys, I'm quite frankly appalled to see you make light of this serious message, speaking of banhammers and the like, you should be ashamed. The vessel of knowledge which appears before us is the great ASDE (Ascendancy to Secular Divine Enlightenment) bot and you would do well to head the advice.
Firstly, you must describe your cheapest minute - mine was in the back room of a fine gentlemen's establishment called Little Darlings in Vegas, pure class I tell you.
Secondly, seek the one they call Maury and discover the true identity of your father, for your mother is surely a lying whore.
Thirdly, makes research, follow real authority and finish business before accepting Krsna, supreme personality of godhead.
Fourth step is to have no illicit sex, gambling, drugs (like hardcore tea), or diet of meat. Basically eliminate fun.
Lastly, chant "Hare Krishna Hare Krishna
Hare Krishna" (apparently Supreme Personality is either a rabbit or appreciates an asian attempting to pronounce hail correctly), give dude your food and discover Actual Purpose of life.
Man...I gotta stop shitposting from work...it's getting sad.
Edit: Apparently Hare Krishna is a medieval Hindu mantra. Like anyone expected a dolt from TN, likely to have several generations of inbreeding in his heritage, to know that.
the thing is though, that once upon a time someone toook the time to write that
Well, I took the time to write the above post so I can't really say much.
Wtf did i just read?
basically some guy wants you to reapet something 16 rounds of a bead where there are 108 beads a round. even worse than a rosary and i use that to fall asleep
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