This VSDerp guy.....

Discussion in 'PS2 Main' started by Sithian, Apr 1, 2014.

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This VSDerp guy.....

Discussion in 'PS2 Main' started by Sithian, Apr 1, 2014.

  1. Sithian

    Sithian That one guy.

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    (Note this is intended as a joke/poke at Derp and is not intended to be taken seriously)

    I mean why do you even keep this guy around? All he does is try to become an elite, tacticool sniper like Mustarde but ultimately fails every time. I mean who fails at the order to avenge his fallen commander Jaamaw? Every time I try to have a conversation with him his microphone sounds like someone I would hear in Crisis's COD modded lobbies and the things I do hear are very inappropriate and full of nonsense. All he does is berate and insult me which, as you can guess, hurts my feeling immensely and makes my very soul weep. The whispers he sends me over Teamspeak cause me to question my own existence as they are very hurtful and only cause me internal pain. All I ask is for some type of authority figure to take action against him, I personally suggest forcing him to engage in conversation with Crisis about the state of the Call Of Duty franchise or forcefully strip him of his officer status. Thank you for reading my post NNG heroes, Jackie Chan's acolyte signing off.
     
    Sithian, Apr 1, 2014
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  2. GhostSheets

    GhostSheets Opus Eponymous

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    @VSDerp is one of my lifetime heroes :)

    What a nice fella.
     
    GhostSheets, Apr 1, 2014
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  3. TheCrisisBusiness

    TheCrisisBusiness Yeah, I'm still here

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    Wow.... I just cant wait for Ajax to make a post like this about me.
     
    TheCrisisBusiness, Apr 1, 2014
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  4. Keleborn

    Keleborn The Italian Stallion

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    havent you heard VSDERPSAVEDMATTHERSONTR
     
    Keleborn, Apr 1, 2014
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  5. Jaamaw

    Jaamaw .

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    Jaamaw, Apr 1, 2014
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  6. TheCrisisBusiness

    TheCrisisBusiness Yeah, I'm still here

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    And don't get me started on the state of the COD franchise....
     
    TheCrisisBusiness, Apr 1, 2014
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  7. Kowlefe

    Kowlefe .

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    So when are you two gonna go on a date?
     
    Kowlefe, Apr 1, 2014
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  8. Sithian

    Sithian That one guy.

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    Not enough suppressors?
     
    Sithian, Apr 1, 2014
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  9. Sithian

    Sithian That one guy.

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    I'm hoping to ask him to prom, seeing as he is the female of this relationship.
     
    Sithian, Apr 1, 2014
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  10. ThaneKrios

    ThaneKrios idk

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    how is anyone supposed to get better without putting suppressors on your gun then taking them off?
     
    ThaneKrios, Apr 1, 2014
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