"The Jaam" Div says hey, Ajax says wow. Nanner goes sweet, and Doh says neat. Kowl goes moo. Sean goes boom, and Thane says what Thane says. Hax just Hacks, Sith says wait-wut?, and the Phaedo says eh eh eh? But there's one sound that no one knows... WHAT DOES THE JAAM SAY? sing-sing-sing-sing-sing for me sing nng singers sing for free sing-sing-sing-sing-sing for me WHAT THE JAAM SAY? If you can't lib I'll show you how! Get into my chopper nau! If you can't lib I'll show you how! WHAT THE JAAM SAY? BuzzCutPhsycho what a ho. I saw him come and watched him go This next line is just meant for show WHAT THE JAAM SAY? Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! I cheaped out with the tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff! WHAT THE JAAM SAY? Big green eyes, jewish nose, using mice, and streaming shows. Shiny toys, a gamer's fill, and a girl with looks to kill. Your colors red, this I know, like a TR in disguise. But if you met a friendly max, will you communicate in prox-ox-ox-ox-chat, prox-ox-ox-ox-chat, prox-ox-ox-ox-chat Will you bring them ammo sta-a-a-a-at, throw down ammo stat, pocket engie strat WHAT DOES THE JAAM SAY?! I've got batteries for days! Follow me, c'mon this way! Right there, YOU! Don't move now stay! WHAT THE JAAM SAY? Fuckit lets just grab a gal! On my smoke there land a gal! I said fuckit guys lets grab a gal! WHAT THE JAAM SAY? A tree oh fuck a tree! A tree oh fuck a tree! Sorry guys that's on me! WHAT THE JAAM SAY? He'll T KAAAAAAY YYOOUUUU! He's a teamkilling Jeeew! WHAT DOES THE JAAM SAY?! The secret of the JAAM, it's not a mystery. Somewhere on auraxis ground, runs a mob of NNG. They all know your sound... giveing orders from his lib It will never be a mystery, who's flying his liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiib You're his guardian angel Fried, somwhwere up in the sky What is fried's sound? (A-bubu-duh-bubu-Friednug a-bubu-duh-Friednug) Will we ever know? (A-bubu-duh-I'm Friednug) I want to, I want to, I want to know! (A-bubu-duh-bu I'm Friednug) (Baraap baraaap buarrap Friednug!)
And because it's still not here, below is the WHAT DOES THE JAAM SAY!? video. Also, official request to make this the song in our Recruitment video. However it may need to be re-recorded with a pop filter for that. But seriously. #worth